You have no idea how long I have waited for this gifset

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

ericnorseman:

Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

inspired by this meta (x)

filitheknifeless:

so i am rereading harry potter and the order of the phoenix, and i reached page 666; and the first word on that page is umbridge

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gerometry:

*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger

fanduhmbs:

"Talk dirty to me"    *blows horn of Gondor*

(Source: vinesnow)

(Source: agesofultron)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(Source: cocaineteas)

twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

twoheaded-grrrl:

The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

(Source: reasonwhyilaugh)

(Source: gameraboy)

thepsychoemoreport:

When people complain about the guys I like

(Source: gay-legion)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

never get over it

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

never get over it

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

rainbowraconteur:

I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

(Source: timberlakelove)